What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

What are some other solutions to tackle the housing crisis in England besides introducing a form of rent cap?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

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Moonraker

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Since when has Taylor Swift become a political journalist? What are her qualifications to recommend candidates for office? Johnathan Swift, maybe, but not Taylor?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What celebrity do you admire the most?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do MAGA supporters feel about accidentally voting Elon Musk as their new president?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

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